he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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