Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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