I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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