he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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