epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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