Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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