I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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