Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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