Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she pinky promised me she was 18
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We were destined to go to rehab together
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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