Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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