The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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