No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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