Everything about him screamed your future.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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