Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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