Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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