So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's like heaven, but drunker
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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