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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.

  (574): View more from Indiana

  No I didn't. Whiskey did.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry

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  my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"

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• (424): View more from California

  I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome

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