I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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