So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.