I hope mine doesn't look like that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
COCAINE IS GR8
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."