Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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