I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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