I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
we should paint friendship bongs
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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