Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
