They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I currently don't understand fingers.
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