i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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