Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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