my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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