Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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