D3 body, D1 cock
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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