I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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