Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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