JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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