awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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