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ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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