is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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