Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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