My hand turned me down
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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