Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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