We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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