Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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