Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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