It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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