I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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