..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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