Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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