Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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