Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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