he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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