You surviving the open bar?
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i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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