I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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