ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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