you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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