I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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