Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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