His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
