I smell stomach acid.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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