I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
