That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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