adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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