i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
