I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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